The Way To Go...
A tough old cowboy from south Texas told his grandson if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to puta pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this this every day To The age of 103 when he finally died.
He left behind 14 children, 30 grand kids, 45 great grand kids, 25 great great-grand kids and a fifteen foot crater where the crematorium used to be!
Kinda makes ya just a little weepy eyed.