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There Was A Knock On The Door This Morning...

 



...I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness".


I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?


He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before".

Quotes for Today:

There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Elbert Hubbard 


THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!
 


Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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