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Thought For Today About My Wife

 

When you see your wife running around in the garden, covered in blood, screaming and disoriented... don't panic!


Calm down, relax...


...take aim and shoot again!

Quotes for Today:

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 


The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
 


The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Edsgar Dijkstra 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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