"Number 37!" cracks the first comic, and the others break up.
"Number 53!" says the second guy, and they howl.
Finally, it’s the third comic’s turn. "44!" he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets. "What?" he asks, "Isn’t 44 funny?"
"Sure, it’s usually hilarious," they answer. "But the way you tell it…"
One of the comedians is sitting at the bar of a comedy club late one night when a beautiuful woman comes up to him and says "I saw you perform tonight, and you’re the funniest guy I’ve ever seen. I want to take you home and give you the hottest night of sex you’re ever had."
The comedian looks at her and says, "Did you see the first show or the second show?"