Friday 22nd November 2019 - 04:52:47 

Two Old Ladies Chatting

 

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, knitting. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny"?

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do".

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it"?

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver".

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Er... who drives you to the beach"?

Quotes for Today:

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 


English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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