Sunday 22nd September 2019 - 16:44:32 

Uk Media Release From The Bbc

 

The British Broadcasting Corporation

In response to complaints that there are not enough African, West Indian, Asian and Eastern Europeans appearing on TV, it has been decided that in future BBC Television will broadcast Crimewatch TWICE weekly.

Quotes for Today:

Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
 


Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
 


BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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