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Very Smart Police

 

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.


"Hello Sarge."


"Yes."


"It looks like we have a homicide here.”


"What happened?"


"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."


"Have you placed her under arrest?"


"No sir. The floor is still wet!”

Quotes for Today:

The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.
 


The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 


There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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