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Whatever Happened To Sex, Drugs And Rock And Roll

 

Whatever Happened to Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


You can't get there from here.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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