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When The Thrill Is Gone From The Marriage!

 

"The thrill is gone from my marriage", one buddy told another.

"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair"?

"But what if my wife finds out"?

"Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it"!

So the guy went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together".

"Forget it"", said his wife. "I've tried that so many times and it never worked once".

Quotes for Today:

If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.
 


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
 


If you can learn before hand then there is no need to waste time making mistakes.
JustJooz 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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