Thursday 21st November 2019 - 12:35:01 

Why Kids Are Expensive

 

Kids are expensive

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:

I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  


I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 


I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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