Women's Flawless Logic
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff".
"Now why would you want me to do something like that" she asked?
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other tosser using my stuff".
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another tosser"?