Would you like a drink?

Monday 21st October 2019 - 12:27:03

An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side.

The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm.

The attendant asked a business man “Would you like a drink?

“Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having.

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Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913); The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian; The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Would You Like A Drink?