Monday 17th January 2022 - 05:01:40 

10 Funny Signs


These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

1. At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

2. In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

3. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"

4. On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: “38 years on the same spot."

5. In a Los Angeles dance hall: “Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

6. In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed."

8. In a New York drugstore: “We dispense with accuracy."

9. In the offices of a loan company: “Ask about our plans for owning your home."

10. In a New York medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center"

Quotes for Today:

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 

A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.

About as reliable as a 'Thai pinky shake'.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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