Sunday 22nd July 2018 - 23:23:56 

18 Funny EBay Feedbacks

 

  1. NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

  2. NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

  3. NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

  4. NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

  5. POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

  6. POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

  7. NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bahts via Eastern Union Moneygram.

  8. POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

  9. NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

  10. NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

  11. NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

  12. POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

  13. NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

  14. POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

  15. POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

  16. NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

  17. POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

  18. NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.


Quotes for Today:

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 


I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
 


I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 

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Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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