Thursday 19th July 2018 - 20:41:24 

21 St Century...

 

Our communication     Wireless
Our dress     Topless
Our telephone     Cordless
Our cooking     Fireless
Our youth     Jobless
Our food     Fatless
Our labour     Effortless
Our conduct     Worthless
Our relation     Loveless
Our attitude     Careless
Our feelings     Heartless
Our politics     Shameless
Our education     Valueless
Our follies     Countless
Our arguments     Baseless
Our boss     Brainless
Our Job     Thankless
Our Salary     Very less

Quotes for Today:

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978 


Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 


Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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