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25 Reasons Selling Is Better Than Sex

 

  1. You find new partners daily and not feel sleazy.

  2. Being "friends with benefits" is par for the course.

  3. You can enjoy selling to customers of all shapes and sizes.

  4. You get paid commensurate with the quality of your performance.

  5. You never need a little blue pill in order to start selling.

  6. You can still find customers even if you're old or ugly.

  7. The more you sell, the easier it becomes to sell even more.

  8. If you're successful, you don't end up paying child support.

  9. You can post your wins on a website and not get a letter from a lawyer.

  10. Existing customers don't get jealous when you close a new prospect.

  11. As a role model, Zig Ziglar isn't creepy like Hugh Hefner.

  12. You're far less likely to catch a social disease.

  13. Nobody complains if you close the deal in under a minute.

  14. There are few, if any, religious taboos against selling.

  15. You can take a multitude of sales positions and never pull a muscle.

  16. You don't end up all sweaty after you close the deal.

  17. Selling is as good over the phone as in person. Maybe better.

  18. After you sell, you never have to stay the night.

  19. At the end of the act, both participants are usually happy.

  20. Nobody gets jealous when you ask for a referral.

  21. Nobody complains that your portfolio is too small.

  22. Make a big score and your CEO might tout it at the company meeting.

  23. If you're good enough, you can sell a hundred times a day.

  24. You don't get fired for reading Sales Machine at work.

  25. After you close the sale, you don't have to sleep on the wet spot.


Contributor: http://www.bnet.com/blog/salesmachine/24-reasons-selling-is-better-than-sex/17252?promo=808&tag=nl.e808

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