25 Reasons Selling Is Better Than Sex
- You find new partners daily and not feel sleazy.
- Being "friends with benefits" is par for the course.
- You can enjoy selling to customers of all shapes and sizes.
- You get paid commensurate with the quality of your performance.
- You never need a little blue pill in order to start selling.
- You can still find customers even if you're old or ugly.
- The more you sell, the easier it becomes to sell even more.
- If you're successful, you don't end up paying child support.
- You can post your wins on a website and not get a letter from a lawyer.
- Existing customers don't get jealous when you close a new prospect.
- As a role model, Zig Ziglar isn't creepy like Hugh Hefner.
- You're far less likely to catch a social disease.
- Nobody complains if you close the deal in under a minute.
- There are few, if any, religious taboos against selling.
- You can take a multitude of sales positions and never pull a muscle.
- You don't end up all sweaty after you close the deal.
- Selling is as good over the phone as in person. Maybe better.
- After you sell, you never have to stay the night.
- At the end of the act, both participants are usually happy.
- Nobody gets jealous when you ask for a referral.
- Nobody complains that your portfolio is too small.
- Make a big score and your CEO might tout it at the company meeting.
- If you're good enough, you can sell a hundred times a day.
- You don't get fired for reading Sales Machine at work.
- After you close the sale, you don't have to sleep on the wet spot.
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