Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 18:42:06 

A Birthday Present For My Son

 

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70 each ! ! !

Bollox to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Quotes for Today:

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Anonymous  


A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl  


A man is known by the company he avoids.
Unknown 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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