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A Blond Father

 

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "OK, so who's the other father"?

Quotes for Today:

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 


Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 


Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.
Author Unknown 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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