Thursday 2nd December 2021 - 23:48:00 

A Definition Of Globalization...


...that I can understand and to which I can now relate.

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Princess Diana's Death.

How come?

Answer :
An English princess

With an Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes in a French tunnel,

Riding in a German car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian

Who was drunk

On Scottish whisky,

Followed closely by an Italian Paparazzi,

On Japanese motorcycles,

Treated by an American doctor,

Using Brazilian Medicines.

This is Sent to you by

A Brit,

Using American Bill Gates' technology,

Developed in Israel

And you're probably reading this on your computer,

That uses Taiwanese chips,

And a Korean monitor,

Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

In a Singapore plant,

Transported by Indian truck drivers,

Hijacked by Indonesians,

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!

Contribution from:Claude

Quotes for Today:

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine, author 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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