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A Desert Love Story

 

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Humphrey the Camel
Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.






Humphrey the Camel
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.






As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps.

They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.
They finally decided on...... .
You ready for this?????

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'Humphrey'!

Humphrey the Camel

Oh, stop your whining. It's a nice story and better than a lot of the junk that gets sent to you.


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
 


I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
 


I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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