Thursday 21st February 2019 - 08:49:57 

A Dinner Date With The Girl Of His Dreams


Harry met up with his close friend Chuck and told Chuck that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Chuck for advise on how he should proceed!

The wise and experienced man of the world, Chuck said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal".

Harry liked the idea, so he followed Chuck's advice and invited the woman.

Next day after the dinner Chuck called Harry and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.

Harry cried, "It waa a complete flop".

Chuck asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house"?

Harry replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily"!

Quotes for Today:

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Sir James M. Barrie  

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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