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A Discussion On The Hereafter

 

The car came to a sudden halt.

"Have you run out of petrol" asked the girl somewhat sarcastically?

"No of course not" replied the young man.

"Then why have we stopped"?

"You will no doubt have noticed that we are parked in a secluded spot, so I thought you'd like a discussion about the hereafter".

"What do you mean" asked the girl?

"Simple. If you're not hereafter what I'm hereafter, you'll be hereafter I'ver gone".

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