A Farang Came out of a Toilet...

Friday 13th December 2019 - 20:23:11

A Farang (foreigner) came out of a toilet one morning after having a spicy Som Tam (Thailand's equivalent to a very hot curry) dinner the night before.

"God!!! Now I know why they use water, bloody tissue can catch fire, man!!!!!"

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AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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A Farang Came Out Of A Toilet...