Tuesday 16th October 2018 - 03:01:15 

A Farmer Buys A Condom

 

A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em"?

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're in aisle 4".

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it", growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide".

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it! My wife's got a bug up her arse, and I aim to kill it".

Quotes for Today:

The way a man wins shows most of his character. The way he loses shows all of it.
 


The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.
 


The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

This can save your bacon

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