Sunday 19th August 2018 - 20:49:34 

A Father Explains The Facts Of Life

 

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know"! the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me"!

Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa' speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Quotes for Today:

All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson  


All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 


Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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