Tuesday 20th November 2018 - 22:25:55 

A Gift For The Husband Who Liked Golf

 

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.

The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.

"How much is it" she asked?

"One hundred and fifty dollars" he replied.

She said "But that's rather expensive don't you think"?

"But it comes with an inscription" the salesman replied.

"What kind of inscription" she asked?

"Whatever you wish" he explained, "but one of the old golfers favorites is, NEVER UP, NEVER IN' ".

"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place"!

Quotes for Today:

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  


I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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