A Gift For The Husband Who Liked Golf
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.
"How much is it" she asked?
"One hundred and fifty dollars" he replied.
She said "But that's rather expensive don't you think"?
"But it comes with an inscription" the salesman replied.
"What kind of inscription" she asked?
"Whatever you wish" he explained, "but one of the old golfers favorites is, NEVER UP, NEVER IN' ".
"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place"!