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A Granny Goes A Visiting

 

Would You Deny This 94 Year Old Mexican Grandma the Right to Visit Family in Arizona?

And here you have an industrious Mexican national, just simply on her way to visit her friends and relatives across the International border in Arizona, all the while passing through the port of entry at Nogales, Arizona - probably daily.

A granny goes a visiting


After all, she's 94 years old, so what harm could this poor innocent little Mexican Grandma do! Well I'll be dipped!!!

A granny goes a visiting


What's all that padded stuff affixed to her body, underneath her dress? Could it be?? Nooooo way.

A granny goes a visiting


Well, after the dress was removed, loooookeeee what we have here Grandma!!

Why it's 10.45 pounds of marijuana strapped to her body.

A granny goes a visiting


Can we blame her, after all, she's probably just supplementing her United States Social Security check she picks up monthly at her P.O. box on the American side.

A granny goes a visiting


And one can't help but wonder how many of these trips has she already made across the border, toting 10 1/2 pounds of marijuana daily.

A granny goes a visiting


Looks like she will be getting a new retirement home :(


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