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A Guy Offers To Buy A Drink

 

for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.

She gives him the green light, so he goes to the end of the bar and whispers to the bartender to make up a Martini for her and to put some Spanish-fly in the drink.

The bartender whispers back to say he's all out of Spanish-fly and all he has left is Bangkok-fly.

"Jewish-fly?" Shrugging his shoulders, the guy says, "OK, put some of that in her drink".

As she sips on the drink, she gets more and more cozy, really warming up to the guy.

Finally, she finishes the drink, leans over and whispers in his ear, "Let's go shopping".




Courtesy of: http://newyork.craigslist.org/forums/?forumID=1257

Quotes for Today:

It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
 


It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.
 


It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
Ralph Waldo Emerson  


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