A Gynecologist’s Hand After Thirty Years Service
A man goes into Centrelink at Frankston and sees a notice advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you please give me some more details about this job?" he asks the male receptionist on the desk.
The receptionist locates the job file papers, and replies.
"The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynecologist. You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair; then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination...
...the annual salary is $70,000 but you're going to have to go to Dandenong".
The man asks: "Is that where the job is"?
"No, that's where the queue ends"!