The woman sits up in bed and asks, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong"?
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite".
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that"???
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female".
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain"!?