Sunday 25th September 2022 - 03:00:29 

A Joke From South Africa


A priest is driving down the road when he comes across a Baboon lying dead in the road. He contacts the police to inform them of his find.

A cocky desk sergeant laughed and asked "Did you give it the last rites"?

"No" said the priest "I thought I'd inform his next of kin first".

Thanks go to Terry H for this one :)

Quotes for Today:

If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

If you can learn before hand then there is no need to waste time making mistakes.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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