Tuesday 17th September 2019 - 17:48:28 

A Linguistic Professor In A Lecturer About The English Language

 

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English", he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative".

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right".

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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