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A Little Girl Asks Where Does Poo Come From?

 

A little girl walks into the room one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from" she asks?

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast"?

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo".

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks, "And Tigger"?

Quotes for Today:

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
 


If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 


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