A Little Old Lady With A Farting Problem
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".
The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor", she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing".