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A Little Problem With Accents

 

I was in the pub on Friday night.

I noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland"?

One of them chirped "It's WALES you idiot"!!!

So I immediately apologised and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland"?

Quotes for Today:

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 


A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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