Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 12:35:58 

A Long, Long Time Ago

 

...people who sacrifice their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS


But now, they are called IT Professionals.




The Coffee Lover's Prayer

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Thyne Starbucks;

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life;

and I will dwell in the House of Mocha forever.


Americano

Quotes for Today:

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret  


Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
... on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet)  


Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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