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A Man And A Woman Were Having Drinks,,,

 

...when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better your ear or your finger?



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Quotes for Today:

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !
 


The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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