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A Man Goes To The Doctors...

 

A man goes to the doctors and said that he thinks his wife is becoming deaf.

The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, Honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet.
Again, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf bastard

Quotes for Today:

Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.
 


Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  


Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 

This can save your bacon

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