Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 04:27:15 

A Man Walks Into A Public Toilet...

 

A man walks into a public men's room. His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks,
"Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"

The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the stranger, who appears to be crippled. He thinks how humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something
like this, so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.

Next, the man asks him to hold his penis while he pees. The second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is asked.

Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to put his penis back in his pants.

"Oh, I can take care of that," the first man says, blowing on his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now."

Quotes for Today:

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
Mark Twain 


Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
Author Unknown 


Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




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