Saturday 22nd September 2018 - 10:44:11 

A Man Went To The Doctor...

 

A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated.

The doctor said, "No problem, we can fix that for you. It is really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem."

After the operation, the guy went to the washroom to see if the operation worked. He peed, shook and waited. Suddenly a small drip began to form and he thought to himself, it didn't work! Then all of a sudden he heard "sniffff" and it was gone!

Quotes for Today:

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
 


I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 


I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

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