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A Man Went To The Police Station

 

wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.


“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.


“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”



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Quotes for Today:

Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
 


Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


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This can save your bacon

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