Sunday 16th May 2021 - 03:12:55 

A Mbb Aeronautic Development Engineer Told Me This Company Joke:


The MBB development engineers were very downtrodden with their last models always performing a nasty crash at the end of their test flights instead of staying in the air. Those models would sputter, start, take off, gain height, but then their wings would break off, and they would come eeeoooo down. Bang!

For a long time the engineers walked through the house with their ears hanging, and in low spirits. There was no other topic, even at the toilet they would discuss ballistics, angles, acceleration, resistance, and touch downs.

In their wild dispair they asked the toilet man what to do. He said: "Well, you might want to perforate the material exactly at the line where the wings used to break off."

The engineers would have grabbed at any straw, so they heeded the advice and put into practice what the toilet man had recommended. And you wouldn't believe it: The model air plane in the test flight stayed in the air, looped as expected and touched down safely.

Now the engineers were curious how a toilet man could have known the solution, and they asked him. Casually, he answered: "Aw, that was a no-brainer. Have you ever seen toilet paper break off where it is perforated"?


Quotes for Today:

I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'

I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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