Wednesday 12th December 2018 - 12:44:18 

A Mother And Her Young Inquisitive Son Were Flying

 

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

Quotes for Today:

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 


Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 


Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 

This can save your bacon

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