Wednesday 22nd August 2018 - 00:45:19 

A Mother Buys A Present For Her Son

 

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son.

She brought her selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.

"Cash or charge", the clerk asked?

"Cash", she snapped.

Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am way past sane"!!

"Shall I gift -wrap the bat" the clerk asked sweetly, "or or you going back there"?




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Quotes for Today:

I'm happy to report that it has been a couple of weeks since I had a cigarette and my desire to kill people is beginning to fade. Of course writing this has created an urge for a smoke...
 


I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx 


I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author
Unknown 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




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