A Mother Buys A Present For Her Son
She brought her selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.
"Cash or charge", the clerk asked?
"Cash", she snapped.
Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am way past sane"!!
"Shall I gift -wrap the bat" the clerk asked sweetly, "or or you going back there"?