A Near Miss For The Pedestrian
He turned around to go back to the curb but the car changed lanes again and was heading right for him. As the car approached, the man became so frightened that he froze and stopped in the middle of the road.
At the last possible moment, the car swerved and screeched to a halt right beside him.
The window rolled down and he was amazed to see that the driver was a large squirrel!
The squirrel looked him up and down and said, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it"?