Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:50:18 

A New Kind Of Car

 

Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car." his co-worker replied.

"How was he going to do it?"

"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years in prison."

Quotes for Today:

Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
 


BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
 


Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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