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Saturday 20th July 2019 - 16:28:56 

A New Way To Beat Alcohol Limit Issues While Driving

 

I went out with some friends last night and had too many drinks. Knowing that I was way over the limit I did decided to do something that I have never done before.

I took a bus home.

I arrived home safe and sound, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.

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