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A Pensioner's Life

 


A Pensioner's Life is not what I thought it to be...

but I will not despair.

I too am affected by the economic crisis.

Here is proof


I have to eat mouldy cheese.
A pensioners life





...and dried meat.
A pensioners life





...have to drink old wine.
A pensioners life





...my car has not got a roof.
A pensioners life





...and my bathtub is in the garden.
A pensioners life





But I will continue to struggle along and...





...now I must protect my nose from the sun.
A pensioners life


With a bit of courage I will survive this crisis.






Contributor: Claude

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 


Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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