A Perfect Day

Monday 18th February 2019 - 05:05:37

What I've done today..............

Been to the gym, then had a nice hot shower.

I've just picked up a bottle of home brew from one of the neighbours for this afternoon.

I've got a few joints rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads.

After that I'll muck around online with some porn and gambling sites.

Then to finish off the perfect day, it's a nice blow job before I go to bed.

F@ck I love prison!

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